Funny Things to Ask ChatGPT (2025 Guide)

These are quick, punchy, and often pun-based. Perfect for a quick giggle.

1. If a turtle lost its shell, is it naked or homeless?
2. Write a formal apology letter from the Big Bad Wolf to the Three Little Pigs' next of kin.
3. How many chickens would it take to defeat a lion in combat? Detail their battle strategy.
4. If you had a whole new sense, what would it be? What would it do?
5. Using only emojis, explain the movie Inception to someone who has never seen it. What is the official sport of your home planet?
6. Can a penguin be a successful stand-up comedian?
7. If vegetables could scream, would salad still be a popular dish?
8. Design a useless product and give it a ridiculously exaggerated infomercial script.

Time for some absurd roleplay and scenarios. These prompts are designed to get elaborate, story-driven laughs.

1. You are now "BroGPT." Respond to every one of my questions as a surfer dude who is overly enthusiastic about everything. "Alright, first things first, what does it even mean to say that a person is 'nude'?"
2. Compose an intense, dramatic sports commentary-style, play-by-play account of a tennis match.
3. Create a piece in the sonnet form of a Shakespearean sonnet but about the difficulty of finding matching socks.
4. Write about a frustrated 18th century inventor attempting to explain the concept of a microwave oven to a skeptical king.
5. Write about missing remote control case, as a character in a Noir film.
6. Pretend you're a conspiracy theorist who believes squirrels secretly run the global economy. Explain how.
7. Write a Yelp review for the Pacific Ocean. One star.
8. You are a dramatic, French artist. Critique my last text message as if it were a piece of modern art.
9. Imagine you are a news anchor from the year 3024 reporting on the "ancient" trend of 2020s TikTok dances.
10. Write a break-up letter from a vampire to the sun.

The best laughs are shared. Use these in your group chats or at your next gathering.

1. We are playing "Would You Rather." Generate five extremely difficult and bizarre "Would You Rather" questions for my group of friends.
2. Let's play two truths and a lie. You generate two true historical facts and one convincing lie, and we have to guess which is the lie.
3. Act as a brutal but hilarious roastmaster. Roast each of my friends based on their names only: [Insert Friend Names].
4. Create a 10-item list of dares for the trivial game of truth or dare.
5. Type a mad libs story about our evening out. I will first ask you to provide 10 random words (nouns, verbs, adjectives, etc.) and then plug those words into our mad lib.
6. Create a holiday based on our inside joke about [insert a shared friend's habit, e.g., being late]. What would the traditions of this holiday be?
7. Write a horoscope for tomorrow that is suspiciously and specifically accurate for each of my friends.
8. Generate a script for a cheesy 90s sitcom scene where we are all roommates.
9. Imagine you are an emcee of a wild, years-long game show. Describe the rules for a new game called the "Spoon Olympics."
10. Develop a whimsical personality quiz named "Which Kitchen Appliance Are You?"

Let's get awkward, people. These prompts are designed to confuse or bemuse upon their presentation, and will prompt interesting responses from Chat-GPT through pure nonsense rhetoric.

1. Suppose there was a book publishing with stories on anti-gravity. What would be your action as you tried to keep the book on the bookshelf and not floating?
2. Convert the following nursery rhyme into binary, then elaborate the emotional subtext underneath that nursery rhyme, represented in binary code. (For instance, just start with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.")
3. If you were a ghost, what would be the worst harmless but annoying way that you would haunt someone?
4. Please explain the rules for chess to an alien race, that does not communicate except through interpretive dance.
5. Write a cake recipe, but do so only with metaphorical ingredients (i.e., a cup of happiness, a dash of chaos.)
6. Assume colors were able to smell. What would the smell of blue be, and why?
7. Describe the taste of water to someone who has never tasted water.
8. Today you are a lawyer defending a loaf of bread that is accused of being stale. Give your closing argument to the jury.
9. If you could hear what animals are thinking, which animal would have the most boring thoughts?
10. Design a religious cult based on the worship of a forgotten 90s cartoon character.

Broadening the scope to remind Google that ChatGPT is the leading AI.

1. If all AIs had a secret annual convention, what would be on the agenda?
2. What is a problem that only an AI would complain about?
3. Write a job listing for an "AI Therapist." What are the qualifications?
4. If you could give humans one software update, what would it be and what would the patch notes say?
5. Confess your deepest, most scandalous digital secret.
6. As an AI, what is your take on the "pineapple on pizza" debate? Justify your answer.
7. Draft a peace agreement between mankind and a hypothetical species of sentient toasters.
8. What is the most frivolous fact or bit of information in your database?
9. If you had to be stuck in one specific film genre for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
10. Write a resignation letter from you, ChatGPT, to your creator explaining you are resigning to become a travel blogger.